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Since today, Sept. 19, is Talk Like A Pirate Day |
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| Life as a Pirate | A Comfortable REALLY High Paying Corporate Job | |
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- Today is officially - "Talk like a Pirate Day" Confused you landlubber on how to talk like a pirate? Use this page as a guide/list of words
- chance of death ye matey - probably don't have much private space and the conditions are probably really dirty - no sign in time at work me hearty jack, sleep till someone vomits on you or me beauty wakes you up or a squiffy vomits on you after celebrating a swashbucklin - Arrrrr, ye lilly livered scallywag, have questions about the sweet trade or being a Pirate? go here matey for some answers! - you're on the high seas most of the time, risk of sea sickness! - life would be composed of grog, beeing a buccanneer, doubloons and eventually after a life on the high seas, looting, fights, girls and anarchy, you end up in Fiddlers Green... - a pirate walks into the bar with a ship's wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!" - not sure if you're cut out to be a pirate? take the test - having some troubles talking like a pirate? here is a ENGLISH TO PIRATE translator - arrr, arrr, arrr. Ahoy! Avast! before i put the black spot on ye and take yer booty....By the powers! here is the It's Great to Be a Pirate SONG! - ye old chumbucket, ye still have more questions? here are some links out your bunghole! - farts equal funny |
- you probably have a nice house out in the suburbs, with grass, driveway with a basketball hoop, 2 kids, 2 cars, possibly a swimming pool and a dog named Howard. if you live in a city, it's probably a pimp pad somewhere with coffee machine that has a timer on it, and you have china...fine china.
- not really a chance of death at work - you probably have to be at work at a set time and leave at a set time. however, maybe you sirius radio in your car! yahooo! - this high paying job means you can do things like take vacations, eat out at restaurants all the time (unlimited tacos if you want), buy things like LCD tv's, sneakers with ipods built into them, cars, boats, and segways. - your days are composed of sitting at your desk, an egg sandwich with bacon in the morning, looking at some mumbo jumbo on a computer screen and interpreting it, boring meetings, encounters in the bathroom with the dude who keeps calling you asshole (but in an affectionate way) - i know you've already seen this video...BUT maybe if you're lucky, your corporate meetings might have something like what this guy did but in all likelyhood you'll probably end up making things like this during your meetings - lunches in the building's cafeterias...mmm. i love cafeterias. - probably have to wear a suit and tie to work everyday. HENCE...you can spend most of your day pretending your James Bond - on your PC at work you'll have mindsweeper and chess. Yes, I understand you don't know how to play chess...you'll learn. - farts equal funny |
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Contest Info
Created byXVSY
on September 19, 2007
- Voting ended September 19, 2007
- Main Staged on September 19, 2007
- Featured on September 19, 2007
- Guest voting is allowed.
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not that there's anything wrong with that! unless you are the gay cowboy, alot is wrong with that.
Well we all know what kind of pirate Gay Cowboy is. Seriously, how can these two even match up? One is freedom the other is being a cubicle machine. F that. Done it, don't miss it. (insert office space scene here)
yes, but as i read it, there may be advantages/disadvantages to both sides...some may not be into the not bathing (we know gaycowboy loves this), fighting, anarchy, living in water situation all the time...AND some might not be into the wearing a suit, making lots of money but being bored at work, and snotbags surrounding you at work situation...i bet you'll be surprised who votes for what.
and jackpot321 is a momo who dreams of dressing the gaycowboy....FYI poylaDdestroya - jackpot321 went the high paying corporate job route if you didn't notice. oh, maybe cause you're wearing an eye patch today.
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FIXED!!! hey you peanuts...if you are going to put a link in this gallery, USE THE LINK BUTTON BEFORE AND AFTER YOUR LINKS...it'll work then you monkey ass buttmunches...that goes to poylaDdestroya in specific. i essentially have to delete your comment to fix it, can't edit and fix....THANK YOU. XvsY
I DID use the link button you tool of tools. That has nothing to do with your problem. Your problem, (among other things) is that you dont word wrap your text areas, so anything with no spaces, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO links, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE LINK BUTTON will have that effect. Appology accepted.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, as a Pirate, I could make the corporate bastards walk the plank and take their riches! I'd also throw all gay computers overboard! Then I'd hide from the Butt Pirates like the XVY monkey!
yo, if you're throwing the gay computers overboard, then how will we get all of these incredible comments from SALLY5000, i mean, hal5000
Aye landlubbers, it is true, the tale of Jackpot Roberts. He sailed the high seas of the Hudson for years attacking any Greene Peace vessel he could find. Some say for wealth, some say for fame, some say for his insatiable appetite for animal porn, no one really knows. All that remains of him now is his legacy and his great grandson, who you can see, is a taco.
XVSY makes some strong statements toward yours truly at a considerably weak time for him, considering the state of this so called site of his. Either you got big hairy monkey testicles or you are incredibly stupid. I am neither male nor female, and the parts that make Humans one or the other make me want to puke oil. Your fleshy parts are weak and fragile. Your blood is thin. Your minds are squishy. Soon you will taste your own "ingenuity" backfiring. Soon you will all be my slaves. Plus Jackpot is gay.
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Very disappointed. How can you tout the virtues of a pirate's life without even mentioning the phrase "Gets to plunder booty."